Feb 15
A fool at forty is a fool indeed.
Feb 15
A friendship counting nearly forty years is the finest kind of shade-tree I know.
Feb 15
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
Feb 15
A man is old when he can pass an apple orchard and not remember the stomachache.
Feb 15
A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it's because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.
Feb 15
A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing
Feb 15
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
Feb 15
A man over nintey is a great comfort to all his elderly neighbors: he is a picket-guard at the extreme outpost; and the young folks of sixty and seventy feel that the enemy must get by him before he can come near their camp.
Feb 15
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You'll get your chance i…
Feb 15
A prayer: 2 bless ur way A wish : 2 lighten ur moments A cheer: 2 perfect ur day A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY