Feb 15
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Feb 15
A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.
Feb 15
A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.
Feb 15
A simple celebration, a gathering of friends; here is wishing you great happiness, a joy that never ends.
Feb 15
A prayer: 2 bless ur way A wish : 2 lighten ur moments A cheer: 2 perfect ur day A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Feb 15
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You'll get your chance i…
Feb 15
A man over nintey is a great comfort to all his elderly neighbors: he is a picket-guard at the extreme outpost; and the young folks of sixty and seventy feel that the enemy must get by him before he can come near their camp.
Feb 15
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
Feb 15
A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing
Feb 15
A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it's because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.