Jan 01
Hey, I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins.
No Wonder!
Jan 01
AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous
Jan 01
I wrote ur name on the sand & it got washed away.I wrote ur name in the air & it got blown away.I wrote ur name on my heart &..I got a HEART ATTACK!
Jan 01
Only the open heart receives love,
only the open mind receives wisdom,
only the open hand receives gifts and
only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
Jan 01
SAATH MERA CHHOR KAR SAATH MERA CHHOR KAR
CHAL DIYA TU KAHAN DIL MERA TOR KAR
GHUM SE BHARA HOON MAIN AUR MUJHE GHAM NA DO
PHOOL MAANGE THAY MAINE MUJH KO KAANTE NA DO
YAADEN THIN KITNI HASEEN ROYE AASMAAN ROYE ZAMEEN
SEHTA HUM KIYA KAREN YAAR APNA SAATH NAHIN
HAR DIL ME ZINDA HAI TU INSAAN NAHIN FARISHTA HAI TU
GHAREEBON KI HAI JAAN TU INSAAN PAR EHSAAN TU.
Jan 01
Little keys can open big locks,
simple words can express great thoughts.
A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
Jan 01
2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
Jan 01
I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
Jan 01
HAR DIL KA EK RAAZ HOTA HAI,
HAR BAAT KA EK ANDAZ HOTA HAI,
JAB TAK NA LAGE BEWAFAI KI THOKAR,
HAR KISI KO APNI PASAND PAR NAAZ HOTA HAI
Jan 01
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS