Hindi SMS

Ov o

l e Y U

ov o

l e Y u

L V e ou

HARI OM!!

Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From

Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.
I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U NESCAFE!

AIK HUSBAND KO WIFE K BUD”ZAIQA KHANA BANANAY
PER SAKHT GHUSSA AAYA TOU CHUP NA REH SAKA;
HUSBAND: AAJ TUM NE YEH KAISA KHANA BANAYA HAI?
BILKUL GOBAR JAISA TASTE HAI.
WIFE: HAYE RABBA! ISS ADMI NE BHE KIA
KIA CHAKH RAKHA HAI.

Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

Watch ND tv news jaldi!!!

India is selected for super 8 because Sirlanka,
Players got cought in drug test!

Bewakuf April fool!

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,

Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki ?AIDS? chhune se nahi failta

Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai